Top 10 Quotes of the 2007

- Thursday, December 20th, 2007 -

The AP has released their top ten quotes of 2007.  This is JACK’s top 10 quotes of 2007. Do you agree? 

1. JACK… More satisfying than Thanksgiving, the Super Bowl, and Christmas dinner combined!

2. “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.” — Lauren Upton, South Carolina contestant in the Miss Teen USA contest, when asked why one-fifth of Americans cannot find the U.S on a map.

3.  “Don’t tase me, bro.” — Andrew Meyer, a senior at the University of Florida, while being hauled away by campus police during a speech by Sen. John Kerry.

4. “That’s some nappy-headed hos there.” — radio personality Don Imus, referring to the Rutgers University women’s basketball team.

5.  “(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.” — Sen. Larry Craig, explaining why his foot touched the foot of an undercover police officer in an airport men’s room.

6.  “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.” — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking at Columbia University in New York.

7.  “Information is moving—you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.” --President Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

8.  “I love my daughter.”—Lynne Spears, after Roseanne Barr said Britney Spears needs a mother. Lynne Spears book on parenting is on hold for publication after the announcement that her 16 year old Disney Channel star daughter Jamie Lynn is pregnant.

9.  “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”—Paris Hilton, planning for motherhood.

10.  “As Homer would say, Woo-hoo!”—Simpsons creator Matt Groening as animated show makes big-screen debut.

Posted on Thursday, December 20th @ 11:37 am.